Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Dog not Cited for Hunting Without a License

A man in Iowa was resting in the hospital after successful surgery to remove 100-120 pellets from about a 4-inch circle to his calf. How did they get there you ask? Simple, his dog shot him. The dog accidentally stepped on the gun after the hunter had laid it down trying to retrieve a bird that he and his pals had killed.

I have a few questions though:
1. Why was the man collecting the dead bird, isn't that why you brought the dog with in the first place?

2. Why was the dog not cited for hunting without a license?

3. Is the rumor true that after the dog stepped on the gun, he could be heard barking out, "That will be the last time you feed me Kibbles 'n Bits, asshole?"

Dog shoots man (foxsportsnest.com)

I'm Guessing This Hurt A Little Bit

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Random Movie Scene

From one of my favorite movies of all-time:

Halloween

Halloween is coming. Get ready. Go to about 2:25.




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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007

Looks like I'm voting for Mike Huckabee [FoxNews]
Here's to hoping a sex tape surfaces real soon [BBC News]

It's About Time

These commercials have been on since june and its about time someone made fun of Dane Cook.

NLCS

ALCS

[nbc.com]

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Night Man

From the funniest show on television...

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Hey Judge, You Can Go to Hell

A man in Nevada got arrested for driving with a blood alcohol content of .104 and getting in an accident. He was released on his own recognizance and was not supposed to drink or drive as part of being released. So what did he do? Not only did he buy and drink a 12 pack, he did it on the courthouse lawn. Needless to say, he is back in jail.

Nevada man not smart (newsday.com)

Keep It in Your Pants!!!!!

There is a man in Israel who seriously needs to be thankful that he doesn't live in the United States. Granted, maybe he wouldn't have 8 wives if he lived here, but chances are a man who fathered 67 kids (yes, that's right 67!) may have tried to do that here as well. He claims to know all of his kids names, but he has to be lying. Right?

Israeli man insane because 67 kids does that to a man (msn.com)

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Applebee's isn't This Good

A six year old was hungry and grabbed his grandmother's car to go get something to eat at Applebee's. Seriously. He moved his car seat up into the front and took off, making it all of 75 feet before crashing into a transformer.

Crazy 6 year olds [msn.com]

Monday, October 8, 2007

Blackass

Tracy Morgan is funnier than you.



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Saturday, October 6, 2007