David Cortel and his 2 children Lynn Hiles and David Cortel Jr of Riverside, Ohio finally claimed their $314 million Powerball jackpot yesterday. Cortel and family waited 2 weeks to step forward and claim their gigantic prize.
There are a few questions to ask yourself when you hear a story like this:
- Why in God's name did they wait 2 weeks to cash in the ticket? If I had a ticket that was worth over 300 million big ones you can bet your sweet ass I wouldn't wait 2 weeks to cash it in.
- It is now a known fact that in order to win the big Powerball jackpot you have to be a hilljack that works in a warehouse of some sort.
- Seriously though, who waits 2 weeks? Stupid Ohio people......can I borrow $10 bucks?
Hilljacks hit Jackpot [MSNBC]
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