Wednesday, September 19, 2007

How to Fill the Day in Prison

Ever wonder what prisoners do each and everyday? Hours and hours of playing cards, reading, making sure they don't become someone's "girlfriend?" Well, it seems Jonathan Lee Riches has decided none of that works for him so he has come up with another idea......he is suing Martha Stewart for $3.5 million. Don't worry, he plans on donating his settlement to Rachel Ray.

Riches has unsuccessfully sued President Bush, Tiger Woods, Barry Bonds and Michael Vick in federal court on a variety of claims. There are so many problems with this guy you have to wonder:

1. What type of land deal has you anywhere near Martha Stewart to begin with?
2. Why Rachel Ray and not the ladies on "The View?"
3. If you are going to take the time to sue someone, maybe you shouldn't file a hand written lawsuit. Judges tnd to laugh at those.

Martha Stewart sued by prisoner [wistv.com]

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