"I Am Sorry for Pissing on Your Foot"

This craigslist posting comes from a man at Midway airport that apparently thinks he is doing a service by cleaning urinals with his powerwasher of a penis. The only problem this time is that he had too much to handle and it got away from him. Unfortunatly for the person next to him he got a foot full of piss.

The Wet Bandit [craigslist.org]