Minnesota Man Does Ozzy Impersonation

A man in Minnesota was arrested today for riping the head off of a live, tame duck at a hotel. The duck was swimming in an ornamental pond inside the hotel when Scott Clark cornered the duck and the ripped the head off it's body.

I’m hungry. I’m gonna eat it.

And as if this really needs to be written, Clark was apparently intoxicated.

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