Continually you will hear about criminal masterminds, but most of the time the only smart thing they do is avoid police officers. Well, one man thought he would change all that. Leroy Carr called Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents on August 7 to report that two backpacks he had stashed near the border containing 31 kilograms of cocaine were missing.
Seriously? When you stash cocaine somehwere and can't find it, try LOOKING HARDER! When you involve police, you are just looking to get laughed at in prison. I mean if you happen to get busted flying a DC-1o plane from Columbia to the U.S. under the radar and an Army helicopter sees you, that is bad luck. When you call the police to help you look for drugs you misplaced, that is you becoming your cellmate's "lady friend."
Money, Drugs, no Brains. [komotv.com]
Showing posts with label Drugs?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drugs?. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
America's Youth Proves We're Screwed
Christopher Lanzarotta sat there and watched as a bunch of his friends got arrested for underage drinking, and thought that he would do his duty to bail them out. The problem was he needed a ride to the police station, so he asked the Orland Park cops at the party for a ride and the officer obliged.
The officer doing his best to make sure his safety wouldn't be compromised asked to search the teen's duffel bag to make sure he didn't have a weapon in it. Now, you would think that Lanzarotta would have thought it through before he agreed, but he didn't. He agreed and of course the officer found a pipe used for smoking pot. The officer then agreed to give him a ride to the station to arrest him.
Youth of America is Stoned, Stupid [nbc5.com]
The officer doing his best to make sure his safety wouldn't be compromised asked to search the teen's duffel bag to make sure he didn't have a weapon in it. Now, you would think that Lanzarotta would have thought it through before he agreed, but he didn't. He agreed and of course the officer found a pipe used for smoking pot. The officer then agreed to give him a ride to the station to arrest him.
Youth of America is Stoned, Stupid [nbc5.com]
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
A Different Pair of Britney's Lips in the News
Britney Spears was, to no surprise, a mess at the the MTV VMA's on Sunday and for some reason that is news. She looked like a dime store hooker and couldn't even lip sync the words to her own song. This should be the last we hear from Spears, but with her stupidity and the fact that MTV gets a jolly out of making a fool of her, it won't end anytime soon.
Percocet anyone? [msnbc.com]
P.S. When does Jammie Lynn turn 18?
Percocet anyone? [msnbc.com]
P.S. When does Jammie Lynn turn 18?
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