Canadian Women Are Crazy

As if you needed more proof that Canadian women are insane, a woman shot her husband 4 times with a double-barreled shotgun because he wanted a divorce. Well, he wanted a divorce because he was having an affair. Eddie Martin had some side action and told his soon to be ex-wife about it. Eddie, are you kidding me? You don't tell her you've been seeing somebody and that's why you want a divorce. You tell her about how she's become a fat pig and she's nothing but a bloated version of the woman you married 30 years ago. She's less likely to shoot you if you've completely crushed her self-esteem. Wise up, Eddie.

The Truth Shall Get You Shot [Yahoo.com]

Campaigning for Mother of the Year

Mary Winkler, after murdering her husband with a shotgun, has decided to make a late entrance into the Mother of the Year race. She is pleading to the judge that her three kids, 2, 8, and 10, don't deserve to live without a mother and in the eye of the public. Probably should have thought of that before you played real-life Duck Hunt with your husband.


Their best interest... Stay away from mom. [msnbc.com]