Thursday, September 13, 2007

Teen Shot At McDonald's

I'm sure this story has happened to everybody....

A teenager in Pittsburgh was in line at McDonald's on Wednesday. He was probably trying to decide whether he wanted the Double Quarter Pounder or The Big 'N' Tasty. Then he sat there, trying to figure out what exactly is a Big 'N' Tasty. Is it true they just add a tomato? Tomatoes aren't tasty. Tomatoes fucking suck. Especially warm tomatoes. That's nasty. Almost as nasty as this. Then he started to play with his gun in his pocket. No, no, not that gun. (Chris Hanson would like to see you, pervert)

All of a sudden his gun goes off. What did I just say? It's not that gun.

A 17 year old boy shot himself in the leg with the .25 caliber pistol that he had in his pocket while waiting in line. I don't know about you, but the McDonald's I go in never require me to carry a gun. The kid is in good condition, but he will be charged with illegal possession of a firearm.

Never Go To McDonald's Without Your Gun [Yahoo.com]

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